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What has been your favorite mistake?
Submitted by Runnergirl
My favourite mistake was my first husband, John Howard Douglas. He was a mistake in 1952 when we married as children because a judge in a court was trying to convince the public that we had sex even though I was a virgin and he was whatever. A lot of people seemed to be missing arms and legs before it was our turn for court. He was the only one that they could actually peg me with as his father and mother had adopted me. I mean I was just lost unless there is a hidden agenda behind the missing person called King George. A lawyer thought that if we married, which was legal at the time, that we didn't have to confess to anything although there really isn't anything to confess about unless eating someone's chocolate bar could be used against me. Well, the chocolate bar belonged to John. They had against me the eating of John's chocolate bar. John was thinking of buying me another chocolate bar when we had to go to court but we went as a married couple. The judge being an adult had a new charge against me that was that I was "found guilty of not giving my husband his due." John thought about it. He couldn't confess to having sex with me even if he was married to me. We we like both about five years old. He was asked a series of questions. I had not sucked on whatever. Everyone left the room. If I hadn't given him the due than we weren't married and he would have to ask the questions and we would be kept in trial perhaps losing an eye like Rodney Dangerfield and others.
"I don't know what I am to do?" I had asked honestly. How does one suck a whatever? Everyone left the courtroom. I sucked on John's thumb for practice. Close enough. Would they know the difference? And John spent a life time looking for his child wife to divorce her. I don't know why we remarried after a New Year's Eve party on January 02, 1966. It will remain a mystery. But, the favourite part of the mistake is a little baby called Megan Fellows which was sort of slipped in between test tube babies. One of her first movies was in the musical Annie. Then Anne Shirley in Anne of Green Gables. Megan Fellows owns the series and the books.
So, many people have commented how much Anne Shirley looks like my daughter Carrie but one is short the other is six foot tall. Megan is a calmer version of Carrie the artist. Will scam artists kill both of them by time things are over? Why can't people see that test tube babies are people...humans...they have the same souls as normal people? They shouldn't be stalked and murdered for any reason. Megan has had good parents and I am glad for her. And, if any one hurts either of them....don't ask. I might go for the death penalty. After all, I was given a license to kill at the age of four years old.
What has been your favorite mistake?
Submitted by Runnergirl
What is my favourite mistake? I have had loads of mistakes. Sin City...the script for Sin City is a mistake but it was done with style don't you think? Actually it was a warning...to people that cut off arms and legs. A warning to people that eat flesh, figuratively or otherwise, that there can be repercussions such as eye for eye, toe for toe. Just ask Rodney Dangerfield who had an eye pulled out, a toe cut off and whatever. Why should the ungodly go unpunished? Would preaching from the Bible help? Some people may have religion up to their eyeballs and never get the sense of God's system of justice. Romans 13 - That is - Jehovah has an Avenger in place.
My favourite mistake is to show part of my body naked so I can stand up and say, "yes, that is me in that movie....I did sin...but that is not me in those extortion photos taken in Montreal 1967. However, the penis belongs to Erin Brocovich's husband Paul doesn't it? He had the teeth marks photographed in a Montreal hospital xray room? But, up there on the screen...that's me."
I can admit my own mistakes. I will not admit to mistakes made by others. Besides the angels in Heaven are writing their own historical records of my mistakes right now as I type and yours. Why would I try to hide my mistakes - favourites or otherwise?
Was it a mistake that I wanted to preach the good news of the Kingdom of Christ Jesus in Montreal in 1967? If I had not gone there I would not have been electrocuted five times. I do have a favourite mistake that might be coming forward in the future. Do you want to hear of my dream favourite mistake? I would like Marion McKinnon Tricker and her friend Erin Brocovich to be electrocuted five times...that is...eye for eye, electrocution for electrocution. Did they brag that they cooked a baby alive and ate her up and that she tasted like chicken? Should we cook and eat other people's babies? Ax them? Shudder the thought...no electrocution five times followed by a royal execution of fire or beheading for crimes against the State of California....which might be...what was my crime...smiling too much?
I could never try to imitate these two women. I just can't. Torturing just isn't in the Jesus code. Angelic execution is just one giant flash of a lightning bolt although Jehovah did set two of the sons of Aaron on fire for trying to call down the Holy Spirit after the sacrifice had already been offered - and the Holy Spirit set the two of them on fire.
Some people count on Christians not retailiating. They count on the Christian and the nun to turn the cheek. That is why Jehovah allowed for the Avenger as set down by the Seven World Power rule book and the Eighth King I think?
The Avenger is NOT allowed to so easily dismiss the cooking of babies alive and the beatings of nuns don't you think?
"IT bears a sword, it is God's minister, it is His avenger to express wrath upon those PRACTICING what is bad." (Romans 13).
Mistakes? Well, there was the time when I was ordered to go to the left in the movie called The Nun with Audrey Hepburn and I went right. I am dyslexic. The girl who followed behind me went to the opposite direction and was blown up. Was she related in any way to the man who set the bomb?
Then, there was the mistake of picking the wrong box on television during a game show. There was small boxes up to larger boxes and I chose the box that looked like a washing machine because I really, really wanted a washing machine. Did the girl who picked the largest box end up dying in an explosion?
Then, I made the mistake of going for lunch with Sean Connery. I movie was made, a screening was done, Oscars and I don't do parties. I was looking for my car that I had rented and it was gone. Sean stopped his car. One of his sons was with him. "I can't find my car."
"Do you want a lift? Jump on". Jump on is an old expression that was used when their was the old Ford cars with the foot dash at the side. It may have been an expression from the Raleigh side of the family. I only say that because when I would encounter Stephen Connery I would always muse to myself, "just as you like Sir Raleigh...you take the high road and I'll take the low road and we will all meet in Scotland (for a funeral of a royal May 23, 1952).
I went with Sean for supper and we sat table to table meaning, he sat at one table with his back to the wall and I sat at the next table, within ear shot with my back to the wall and his son sat between us looking at both of us quietly. It is an LA thing. An Oscar night thing. Interestingly, I received a phone call from the FBI and LA police. They wanted to know if I had stolen Michael Douglas' car. He had his car stolen as well? "No, I answered quickly, "I didn't leave the Oscars by driving a car of my own. I went with Sean Connery and his son for supper."
"Well, Mr. Douglas said he thought you had stolen his car."
"Why would he say that? He offered me his keys by putting them into my hand secretively so the security camera couldn't see them. I showed the camera his keys and quietly dropped them into one of his pockets. Check his pocket."
And lo and behold his car keys were in his pocket. Did he want me to stay in LA for another week during pretrial to make another movie with him?
Did someone say that Estelle Parsons was blown up while driving a car given to her by an actor that wanted to show his gratitude? Well, that wasn't moi! I didn't even know about that car. Three cars stolen in one evening? I take rollerskates and bikes. I don't even take taxis. Nothing moves and they are a waste of time. Oliver Stone takes cars and I did the song, "Look what they've done to my song ma" and the key song. I mean I am on roller skates and Oliver is driving a car and who has the keys to my studio...Oliver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was trying to find Oliver on one visit because I needed to get into MY OWN STUDIO to get a security camera from one of my vaults which would show one Spidey trying to take out of Claudine Longet's (number one) vault The Pink Panther.
"Looking for something Spidey?"
Everyone knows that Spidey had magical fingers even the CIA and FBI. He wasn't dead and a woman pretending to be me did not shoot him. So either he was accidentally shot while jumping a fence or two or someone wanted him dead and out of the way. But, come one people...three Claudine Longet's and he met all three? And dated one?
I could not find Oliver to get into my own studio to get the reel in time so I switched with an unconscious understudy and played me playing her playing me. I was living in Canada and working every day people. I was not dating Spidey but he is interesting. I liked him. He isn't a killer.
Other mistakes...I jumped off of the Oscar podium very unladylike because I spotted someone leaving that I didn't want to leave without a chat and a bomb went off again at one of the exits. John Candy and I once left together by disobeying an order out to a certain exit and we missed another bomb.
Did Ann Bancroft get an arrow in the gut because I made the mistake of finishing a script or following a script up with a song thus missing a taxi or an airplane?
Throwing rocks back at men in Israel may have been a mistake...I didn't start the throw...but who did they think that they were? just because I was standing too close to the Wall in Jerusalem. I thought I saw an archalogical hidden thing. One thing about me I know land. I was taught to think aboriginal. And, I would have invited some of these well wised out men on an archelogical dig but I went by myself finding the corpse of a dead man which I reburied in a very protective area that one one will find...ever. And, I took the scroll that I had found, a clay tablet, to a museum in the UK or France. And, one fragment I placed on a Jewish man that died during the making of Fiddler on the Roof. I can remember the ancient phrase...just not at the moment. It was just a small piece of clay no bigger than the palm.
I had someone place a white sheet on the floor all the way to the coffin...after all I was a woman on the rag...and some customs are best followed even if they do extend a visit. I would have to say throwing stones back was my favourite mistake in Israel. Unless JW elders redo the case and find a dead man to play the role of the victim...than it wouldn't be my favourite mistake.
Saying Yes to Erich has always been one of my favourite mistakes.
All four of them.
Kevin Spacey is the ultimate favourite mistake.
"What are you doing out here in the dark Kevin?" It was raining and he was just sitting on the curb perhaps making a movie and my bum got in the way. I had my foot prepared to run if the need be. He looked away and his jaw shifted slightly. Loose translation: "What are you doing standing on the shady side of the road J?"
Whites are suppose to stand on the sunny side...aboriginals, Spanish, blacks are to stand on the shady side.
Kevin is tricky...very, very tricky. I always smile when I think of Kevin.
You see, Kevin is the type like Dennis and Bobby and like the Out of Towners....nothing goes right when they stand beside certain actresses. It is all down hill for me and if they want to stand beside me...go down the slid.
Stephen Connery may or may not have regretted the slid trip in Israel between 1967-1970. It's a Jewish problem!?!
MIstakes who can count them?
I had too many birds in a movie called The Birds and someone may or may not have tried to shot me and we had one less bird as sit flew in front of me.
Oh...during Dances with Wolves screening before the movie was even finished compliments of Kevin Costner who was looking for backers but he had already agreed with MOI! What he thought I was doing all that work for free?
I dressed up like Mary McDonnell actress time and was sitting on the stage while the screening was in process smoking a cigar and waiting. I knew he was coming. And, he came just in time....to arrest me...for something from whenever, John Douglas went to pull out his gun...but I was faster...he didn't stand a chance and I went to drop off of the stage and my Dances with Wolves skirt got caught on a nail and I didn't have undies on. And, everyone could see I was not a woman with a male penis. I looked at the JW elders sitting in the front near Faye Dunnaway. "I hope you noticed. They are never going to correct either Marion McKinnon Tricker nor Erin Brocovich for running around and telling people by phone and letter that I was a "light skinned negro with a male penis."
But, it is not my favourite mistake.
And sometimes this includes favourite mistakes.
