Any last minute summer plans for the weekend?
What can I do at the last minute on this sunny weekend? I can read a book. There has to be something in my memory bank. Oh yes...let's not forget poor Alice last seen on a chest board in White Rabbit...shall we pick up?
New Story : Children's series
Alice in the Reading Room
A long time ago, far, far away, there lived a little Princess by the name of Alice.
"Don't
run Alice, you will knock holes in the ground, then what shall we do -
we will all have to get on our hands and knees and fill in the holes
now, won't we?"
"Yes," replied Alice rather
curtly. But, not to curtly, less her mother, the Queen of Edingborough,
sometimes called the Rat's Nest, would frown disapprovingly. And,
disapprovingly just might mean that poor Alice would be shut up in the
Reading Room.
"And, you know what that would
mean Alice," warned her Great Aunt, the Royal Dutchess of Edingorough,
"you would only have the mice to play with."
Well,
that did not sound to good to Alice who had visited the Reading Room
before. And just in case Alice was sent to the Reading Room she
was always sure to bring along with her, Milo, the Royal house Cat
Sitter, a strange cat with pointed brown ears that matched his long
brown twithered coat and feet. A cat with piercing yellow eyes to
match his aging disposition. Milo was such a strange cat that poor
Alice was sometimes known to blame Milo for almost everything that fell
out of place - like her nightmares.
"Why did you scream Alice?"
"It
was Milo," she cried, "he was sitting at the end of my bed, watching
me, and when I looked up, all I could see were his glaring yellow eyes
which looked quite red in the dark and I thought he was a ghost."
"A
ghost in Edingbourough Castle?" quizzed the Dutchess of Edingborough in
a low whisper, "Nonsence child!" she scolded as she looked carefully
over her shoulder just in case a real Ghost was listening. Or,
sometimes, it was easier for poor Alice to charge the mice with a
misdemeanour.
"Who ate the last piece of chocolate cake Alice?"
"A mouse did it?"
"A mouse?"
"Yes, a mouse. I saw him. He ate the whole thing."
"It must have been a rather large mouse?"
"Yes, it was. He was the most enormous mouse I had ever encountered."
"Well, we must look for this mouse, mustn't we?"
Her
Grand grandmother's queenly brow rose up a notch or two as she folded
her arms in front of her long black queenly gown that gathered the dust
off of the floor as she walked slowly back and forth.
"Fetch
me my cane Alice at once!" Alice watched the dust fly about err be it
as slowly as her grandmother's march. "We must go a hunting for this
rather rude if not hungry mouse."
Alice
obeyed quickly for children of any age must obey their betters
especially when the better of the crowd carried the families jewels
albeit stolen from pirates and such. And she was equally as quiet and
quick to follow at the sound of the her Grand grandmother's heels as
they scoffed slowly along the hallways towards the Reading Room.
"I am sure that you will find the mouse after an hour or two in here Alice, don't you think?"
Of
course Alice already knew that her Grand grandmother did not expect her
to answer and Alice had learned a long time ago that she could hold her
breath just as long as anyone's else in the castle.
Alice
peered into the Reading Room before venturing into it herself. "Quick
girl! Don't test my impatience you impertinent young thing!"
There
now! Grand grandmother had done her duty and Alice knew that she was
sure to advise the whole household where Alice had disappeared to in
such a sorrowful hour. After all, Alice was only six years old and
everyone in the household must be told what happens to six year olds
that watch a mouse eat the last piece of chocolate cake or pie. It is
not that the last piece actually belonged to anyone. It was just that
everyone would lie in their beds at night thinking about who it might
belong to and one thing stood out in their Royal minds - it did NOT
belong to that darn mouse.
"It
was an Irish mouse Grandmama!" brooded Alice through the closed oak
door reddenen with ages of saging oils and creams. If there was no one
to blame for anything - then there was always the Irish.
"The Irish is it?"
Alice
did not dare to look around but instead she merely browsed along the
wall keeping her back to the dark voice behind her. She played with a
doll that sat on the floor.
"What is wrong with
Louise this time?" asked the man who was too rude to identify himself.
"She had a fall and won't wake up."
"What will you do?"
"I shall read to her till she wakes up," ignoring the sound as best she could.
"Perhaps
I could choose a book for you?" Without waiting for an answer, a hand
reached up high and lifted a book out of the maze of dozens of books
that reached from the floor to the ceiling and that formed a wallpaper
of authors and twits around the entire room until poor Alice was
completely surrounded.
The book was handed to
her without her looking up to say thankyou. Alice opened the front
cover. "There is nothing on the pages."
"Look again Alice and read with your heart not your mind."
"Once
upon a time a long time ago there was this little town in the middle of
nowhere sitting on rocks and twigs. The men of the town," she read
into the ears of Louise, "were valiant brave men who defended the town
from all foes." She looked at Louise to see if she was still breathing
and maybe she would like to wake up to hear the rest of the story.
"One
day the men of the city decided to chase off of their boundaries their
neighbours to the west, silly, soft men who idled their time sitting
and singing songs as they watched their cattle and their lambs chew on
the best of the grass. Grass that was close to the homes and the
boundaries of the men in the town in the middle of no where."
Alice checked Louise's pulse.
"Come fight with us you heathen!"
But,
none of the heathen would come and fight with their most gallant hero a
man as tall as the trees, whose weight and size was that of three men,
who carried a shield and sword the weight of a horse. Not one person
came forward but a young boyish man.
"He's kind of short isn't he?" mused all of the men from the town in the middle of no where that sat on sand and twigs.
"Well, he is kind of handsome with those golden locks and ruby cheeks," replied at least one of the women.
"He is but a boy. A fly for me to catch and squash. A ant for me to stamp under my foot."
"Why
do you not send me a man?" snorted the tall man with the heavy shield
and the long sharp sword, "instead you send me a boy with only a stone
and a slingshot!"
Alice slammed the book
closed, the echo of which sounded throughout the room and sat up fully
into her chair. She must stay awake and be on guard against anything
and anyone that might not be in tuned with her Grandmama's thinking.
"I think I will choose my own book thank you!"
In
the room was a tall ladder used by the adults to push back and forth
across the floor in front of the books. Alice pushed the ladder
watching it as it tilted back and forth, and forth and back, as she
tried to line it up in front of a row of books. Finally, she climbed
the ladder to reach for a book that had caught her eyes but no matter
how high she climbed and no matter how much she reached with her
fingers she just could not touch the book. If she was to reach any
further, climb any higher surely she would fall. Defeated she regressed
back to her chair that waited for her in front of poor Louise who laid
on the table like a dead person mute and quite cold. Louise's face was
a sheet of whiteness with just a touch of pink to her thin lips. Alice
picked up her washcloth and dribbled some drops into Louise's mouth and
washed her face, arms and feet before retiring the wet cloth across the
brow of poor Louise's forehead.
Milo
in the meantime had been busy wagging his tail anticipating the arrival
of a mouse albeit an Irish mouse. From corner to corner he trailed
about sniffing the floor as Alice played the host and the nurse.
Surely, he, Milo the Cat Sitter, would catch this Irish mouse and when
he did there would be "hell to pay" for as Alice's Great Grandma had
warned.
"Milo!?!" screamed Alice in horror, "What do you have in your fowl mouth?"
Milo
looked up without releasing his grip as blood oozed out onto his teeth.
"You let go of that mouse right now, do you hear me?"
But,
no matter how hard Alice tried to pry open his mouth that "darn cat"
would not let his captive go. Alice stopped twisting Milo's lips and
grappling with his jaws. Instead she yanked the cat's tail rather
roughly. The cat howled in pain, released his grip and off ran scurried
the poor Irish mouse blood flowing from the puncture wounds dribbling
small spots of blood across the floor. Alice gasped when she as she
watched the frightened mouse race for an exit, falling and rolling
around from time to time from the pain. Milo had sufficiently recovered
enough to pounce again, over and over again as the mouse tried to evade
his attacks. Fretfully, Alice jumped over and behind things as she
tried to intervene to save that "darn Irish mouse."
"What will you give me to help you?" asked the voice, "will you give me half a crown?"
"Half
a crown for an Irish mouse?" Even that cost was too much for Alice to
fathom. "You sir are not an Englishman." His accent had betrayed him.
"You are from..." She had to think. Where was he from? "the south?" The
south of where? She had watched him at her grandmother's funeral, the
daughter of her Grand grandmother, as the Minister of Defense, zoomed
in closer and closer to him like two peas in a bag. "You are from the
America's aren't you?" she asked the voice that she would never look up
at.
"Half a crown indeed just to save an Irish mouse?"
Alice
had to think. How much was a half a crown? She thought of all the
monies that she had seen. How does a six year old calculate half a
crown?
"I don't have a crown with me to cut in half," she retorted quite pleased with herself.
"Would you give me half a crown to save Louise?"
"Half a crown to save a mouse? Half a crown to save Louise?"
Alice
needed to think. She looked at Louise who was her dearest best friend
in the whole wide world. There she laid out in a soft cream dress that
spoke of riches and lace. She looked at Louise's fine fingers that
never picked up coal nor dug in the ditches. It was her choise.
"You
realize that if Louise did not come to life that you would be queen
someday. If Louise did come to life it will be Louise that goes to the
throne before you."
Alice had to think. She
looked at Louise with her fine straight blond hair flowing over the
sides of her pretty face. "But, she is my friend," whispered poor
Alice. Would it be a sin not to pay the price for her release? Would
riches be a better choice? Power? "You said that she would go to the
throne before me but that doesn't mean that I will not go to the throne
does it?"
"You will be the last."
"For half a crown, I would get the Irish mouse and poor dead Louise would come back to life?"
He did not respond right away but merely lifted a hand to touch the
back of a strand of hair on poor Alice's head and backed off.
Alice
watched as the cat pulled the Irish mouse by his foot across the floor
to deal him the death blow. She looked back to Louise and nodded in
agreement to half a crown. "Split down the middle your majesty?"
"Split down the middle."
"You must never leave this room."
"Why not?" asked poor Alice.
"If you leave this room, you will be a mortal."
"Mortal?"
What did that mean? "Is that similiar to morsal?" Alice knew what
morsal meant - it meant a piece of food - a crumb. "No?" replied the
voice.
"Mortal? Is it similiar to immortal?"
Alice was watching the mouse climb over book after book.
"And, what will that Irish rouge of a mouse give me
back to save his life?"
The
mouse stopped to catch his breathe: his heart beating rapidly and his
eyes gleaming wildly in fear and excitement. He had nothing to give
her. If he was a man he would not even be able to read to her from a
book because he had not been taught. "A Royal Irish mouse unlearned and
unskilled how did that happened?" Alice asked the voice that had gained
an audience with her. The idea of an Royal anything being cut off from
food, home and education was a horrible truth unbearable to young poor
Alice's soft ears and heart. "And if he was a man what would you do?"
No
sooner had Alice said the words and the mouse grew into a man. A man
with dark threatening eyes, a handsome thin face, dark long hair that
clung to his face like wet fingers. His face was almost as white as
Louise's but red splashes blushed from one cheek to the other. His lips
were thin but evenly red. It caused Alice to step back and her heart
to race as her eyes screened his torn clothing stained with his own
blood. "This is what I would do?" The words were forced from between
his lips. With one hand, he reached out and grabbed the cat by his
throat in one quick chase.
"And how shall you pay me back for I have lost half a crown?"
His
eyes bowed for a moment and with cat in hand he climbed the ladder and
retrieved the coveted book down from the shelf. The book that Alice
had not been able to reach. He climbed back down to hand the book to
little Alice.
"Do you know the name of the book that you
handed to me?" Alice looked up into his uneducated dark eyes that held
her own. "It is called The Holy Bible. It is the most important book in
the world." The words seem to stun the Irish mouse. For a moment he
cast his eyes away in confusion to cover his embarrassment. "I could
read it to you." Alice shut the voice behind her by closing her ears
momentarily. "It contains the most delightful stories about
people...and if you were an Irish Jewish mouse...you could learn about
the people that lived before you and..." He looked away and down to
his dirty hands that were covered in grime. Alice stopped speaking.
Her Grand grandmother was right about her after all. She was a most
rude child. "Any other child would have held her tongue."
"Things
would never be the same if I were to give away half a crown," lamented
poor Alice. The Irish mouse looked at his clothing disarrayed by the
fight between himself and the cat. What else could he give her? In his
land everyone was dying from one thing or another. It was a genocide of
a different type. What did the voice whisper to Alice? Only Alice
knew. "Jehovah says that you will be made strong." And, all that for
"half a crown."
Alice's hour or two was
almost up. Surely, Grand grandmother will be sending someone to open
the door and surely someone will find Louise fully recovered. The
question still haunted her. "What do you mean...if I leave this room
I will be a mortal?" The question was a curious one. Was she going to
share this mortality by herself? What if she were to leave the room
together with the Irish mouse? Would he turn back to a mouse, a mortal
Irish Jewish Mouse? His eyes seem to know what she was thinking even
before the answer flashed into her eyes. "We don't have to go through
the door?" her eyes replied. There was another way to escape without
going through the forbidden door. It was an escape clause built into
the wall by her Father a long time ago. Quickly and loudly she tapped
one of the bookcases and a small trap door opened just wide enough for
a child and out she slid leaving the occupants of the Reading Room to
themselves. At her heels was the Irish Mouse. His belt buckle caught on
the sides of the escape hatch. "Take it off!" screamed poor Alice,
"Unbuckle yourself!" And that he did and all that was left in the mouth
of that English cat was the pants that the poor mouse was wearing.
"What about Louise?"
"She'll
be alright. Grand grandmother will see to her needs." After all, Grand
grandmother had the keys to all the doors, did she not? "I must leave
you Alice. I can't take you with me." He bent down to gather her royal
hands in his. He was most handsome with his dark eyes and his black
hair and rudy cheeks. "But, I won't forget you."
Alice
smiled. Nor should he. She was sure that there paths would cross over
and over again like ships passing in the night. Nor could she leave not
without permission from the keeper of the keys. He would be alright.
Louise would be allright. She looked up to the window of the Reading
Room. Milo would be back guarding her bed during the long nights and
the pantry. Grand grandmother would still be calling Alice to fetch her
cane. And Louise, she will have them tote a cot to her room where
Louise could lay in bed and read to Alice all the stories that Alice
could not read for herself. They would be like two peas in a pod, like
the Bronte sisters, like the Jane Austins. They had years yet to live
with all sorts of books and adventures to explore.
As for Grand grandmother and the Dutchess of Edingbourough they would do their nightly rounds together at last.
"Alice? Where did all the chocolates go?"